We won a camcorder in a bet last week! Hurray!! Who needs to buy things, huh?
Anyway, we decided to test it out by getting a couple of our friends to kick eachother about a bit. And you can see our noble efforts in our new Movies Section. Ignore it and we'll start spying on you, you buggers!
Our paper boy split up from his boyfriend the other day and inspired the new entry in the Rendered Gallery. And theres a new web link to a lovely 3D artist!
And don't miss our new guestbook. Say hi and let it all out!
Doesn't matter if you like or loath the black stuff, check out the Rendered Gallery
Aaahhhh....We're back. We got a new addition in the Animals Gallery and the Gallery of Places. Check them out!
It's that time of the day for the Monkey again, so he insisted that we go back to the Restricted Gallery and play around there. So to warm up, we redid one of the images in a slightly new way. Not much new, but a little bit. Let us know what you think and whats missing.
Well, the new years come and gone, and only one fight in the pub. God, don't you hate people who don't respect women?
Well, there's a few new links for you to perooz (is that how you spell it? I'll be buggered if i know), so check them out because they are all high class and sexy.
So we all hope your having a good Christmas. Ours have been ok so far. We cheered in the day from the Monkeys own mini-bar, and we seem to have spent the night curled up around it. I spent the morning cleaning stale lager from my shirt and combing peanut shells out my hair. The good thing is that after a start like that, the day can only get better.
Oh yeah, and we stuck up a few more pics for you all. Theres some in the Landscape Gallery, a new rogue on the Credits page, a couple of girls in the Girls gallery and a photo from the Christmas office party here. And before we forget, a couple of new links.
After freezing our nadgers off in an office with no heating, we finally got the courage up to do something resembling work and added a pic to the Landscapes Gallery. Its not really a landscape type picture, but its a view we've all seen a lot recently. And there is a new member on the gallery of the guilty that is...The Website Credits
Slightly changed the layout of the site, but otherwise, been kinda quiet round here. Let us know what you think and if anything doesn't work.
After a bit of a break where the office loast it's roof in gales, we have a new picture in the Gallery of Girls. And don't forget to wear your poppies everyone. It's the least we can do for those who have died for us.
After a bit of a delay, we have 2 new pics for you all to gaze at and wallow in. Checkout the pretty little butterfly in the Animal Gallery, and a new one in the Rendered Gallery. Check 'em out and tell us what you think of them, but remember...be kind...be gentle.
Sexist?! SEXIST!? People think that our little Restricted section is sexist? I can't believe it! Well...it's only got lovely birds on it because the Monkey is a horny bugger and he can only think of wimin....so if you have any good ideas for pictures of blokes that would fit in the Restricted section, drop us a line and we'll do it for you. So come on...get thiking of loads of greasy hunky blokes with big muscles and tiny Speedo's!
Also, a new member of staff is in the gallery of shame that is the Credits Page.
A new addition to the page of Links! It's a gorgeous looking place with some gorgeous pictures of some gorgeous cars and even more gorgeous bikes! Our high and mighty Monkey wants you all to know that he has a motor bike, but actually its a 50 year old chicken chaser on its last legs. But as long as he thinks he looks like Gods gift to apes, he's easier to drug and stick in a sack when he gets too over enthusiastic when Mildred the cleaning lady comes round.
We have had a few questions emailed to us recently. Some were "who the hell are you idiots?", others were along the lines of "Which care home have you been let out of?" So we have started a Credits page to show you the guilty faces the Spanked Monkey has working for him.
Sorry about the delay in the updates. The Monkeys inspiration left him while he was watching the World Cup. But there are a couple of new things here now. Hmmm...let's see, there's one in the Animal Gallery, a few in the Gallery of Places, a couple in the Rendered Gallery and one new-ish one in the Restricted Gallery. Keep your suggestions for new stuff coming in wont you? All the Monkey can draw right now is a football, and quite frankly, it's getting a bit repetative...
The Monkey watched The Sting the other night, so we've been teaching him how to play poker, and making him a special little den to play it in. See our attempts in the Rendered Galley.
Added another picture from our bar in the Rendered Gallery, and a couple of photography links.
There's a new one in the Restricted Gallery, and we added some pics to the Rendered Gallery. Ones a proper picture, while the others are just doodles we did while waiting for the kettle to boil. Also, a new link!
Split the Rendered Gallery into 2 pages, and stuck a few more menus around to aid navigation. Let us know if it works or not...
Added 3 pics to the Rendered section and 1 to the Animal Gallery.
Also, a brand new Survey Page, so you can tell us just what you all think of us.
A couple of new images in the Rendered section, 4 in Animal Photos, one in the Gallery of Boys and one in the Gallery of Places. We've been busy!
The Monkey has entered the building! See the Rendered and Animal sections for more. There is now a grand total of 65 images available.
Added a movie poster to the Rendered section, and started a Links page.
Changed the navigation of the site slightly, spread the People Photos over 2 pages and added 3 more pics.
Added an image to the Rendered section, and started this page.
Added an image to the Photos of People, and the Restricted sections.
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